officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing
tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

darkerskies:

I won’t get any so just pretend ok

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh
When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
Anonymous

scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head. 

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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